Juli 29, 2009 at 16:42
· Filed under Menschen
Eine meiner Freundinnen verhält sich zuweilen wie eine Katze. Immer wieder mal schleppt sie mir komische Dinge an, legt sie vor mich hin, sieht mich erwartungsvoll an. Keine toten Mäuse zwar, unlängst zumindest die Abbildung einer toten Maus (ich weiß, es klingt absurd aber man glaube mir, so etwas bescheuertes könnte ich mir nicht mal ausdenken).
Gestern kam sie dann mit folgendem Wisch, den sie offensichtlich aus einem Käseblättchen der übleren Sorte herausgerissen hatte, daher:
„Freundliche junge Dame für den Telefondienst einer exklusiven Begleitagentur gesucht (nur Entgegennahme von Anrufen / Tätigkeit von zuhause aus möglich). Englischkenntnisse, sympathische Stimme und gute Umgangsformen sind erwünscht. Kontaktaufnahme unter …..”
Ah – ja. Fragend sah ich sie an.
Sie: „Wäre doch was für Dich!“ – Ich, Verständnis heischend: „Aber ich habe doch einen Job. Du erinnerst Dich? So mit Wertpapieren und so?“ – „Ja, ja, schon klar aber das ist doch sicher eine spannende Ergänzung!“ – „Wieso machst Du es dann nicht selbst?“ – „Mein Englisch ist nicht so gut – aber ich könnte bei Dir mithören“. Pause. „Na ja“, ich räusperte mich: „Ich glaube, ich habe kein Interesse…“
„Du bist doch prüde!“
Sprach’s und ließ mich sitzen.
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Heiko wrote @ Juli 29th, 2009 at 17:44
spätestens jetzt wäre ich dann doch mal neugierig auf eine Stimmprobe :}
rozana wrote @ Juli 29th, 2009 at 23:45
Vorstellbar wäre es ja, Deine Freundin hat guten akustischen Geschmack – dennoch irgenwie surreal. Sie scheint aber auf jeden Fall für viel Abwechslung in Deinem Leben zu sorgen 
Jenny wrote @ Juli 30th, 2009 at 08:21
Ha ha, Schande!
Noaja, ist immerhin die andere Seite des Escorts Service. Wär doch bestimmt interessant, was da für Leute anrufen.
@rozana: Sie bringt tatsächlich immer eine Menge Schwung rein. Manchmal sind wir aber auch einfach nur wie ein altes Ehepaar.
Niels wrote @ Juli 31st, 2009 at 18:45
“Sie bringt tatsächlich immer eine Menge Schwung rein. Manchmal sind wir aber auch einfach nur wie ein altes Ehepaar.”
Ganz ernsthaft: Das klingt wirklich nach einer guten langjährigen Freundschaft.
Schade, schade. Da hättest du bestimmt viele lustige Anekdoten zum verbloggen gehabt. Und die dann noch mit deinem hinreisenden Schreibstil… Wir hätten vor lachen unter dem Tisch gelegen. 
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